Strip Clubs In Vegas Are Better Than The Rest

Picks for Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs

Below you will find my picks for the top Vegas strip clubs, in random order, as of the July 4, 2016, with a brief description of why they made the cut. Read my description to find out why each one is on the list so you can pick the best club for you.

I will be updating this list regularly based on the always-in-flux Las Vegas strip club scene–the list can even change from week to week. I have recently started to hit clubs with demerits if the hustle factor is too high or if dancers are treated poorly.  Click on a club’s name for a full review, price info, address, phone and special features.

There are several contenders for the “Best of” list that I will be checking out again over the coming weeks, to see whether they really make the cut.

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas –

Riley Dances at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Riley Dances at Palomino
Photo by Miles Long®

Nude club. This is the only full-time Vegas strip club with both a full bar and completely nude dancers. So, if you want to drink booze and see pussy, simultaneously, this is the only place in town.

The dancers at Palomino are consistently beautiful and talented. The stage show here is the best in town, like a Cirque show with only the erotic parts. There’s plenty of room on the rail for a great view and extra attention from the dancers. Drink prices are a deal, with domestic draft beer priced at $6 and domestic bottled beer at $8, instead of the usual $11-$15. And the club offers plush private VIP rooms (your choice of couch or bed) with doors you can close, for nude high-contact private shows, as well as private booths with curtained doors for fully-nude private shows in the regular VIP.

Oh, and I forgot: The club also has a high-mileage topless lap dance scene.

Groups of two or more get free admission when you arrive by the club’s free round-trip limo (call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride). Full club review. Couples friendly. 100+ dancers at peak hours. 21+ (Club website)

[Note: Palomino Club gets packed at peak hours and sometimes gets more calls for the club limo than they can handle.

To lock in your free limo and free admission, either arrange for pick-up a little earlier (say, 10-10:30 p.m. or earlier–the show and dancers will still be first rate) or purchase one of the club’s packages in advance. That way you also lock in a reserved VIP table for the night–a real value at this club.]

Sapphire Las Vegas –

Best Las Vegas Strip Club Dancer - Arista at Sapphire

Arista is a Sapphire Gem

Topless club. Sapphire is known as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, and with 300-400 dancers at peak hours it may well be.

Sapphire is a club for men who prefer their dancers beautiful, slender, long-legged and stacked. This elegant lap dance paradise is famous for its in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances not only in the VIP but also in the regular $20 laps done on the main floor. On a busy weekend night, the club is a regular bacchanal.

Sapphire features elegant private VIP rooms for groups and 1-on-1’s with a dancer. The club’s sports viewing parties are the most popular in Vegas. The parties generally include an excellent man-chow buffet, the largest high-def viewing screens in Vegas, and the best lap dances in town.

Sapphire also has the best topless pool and dayclub in Vegas (opening around May 1). This is where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans, so the scenery is more than pleasant–like a strip club in the sunshine.

Get free admission to Sapphire when you arrive by the club’s limo. The $15 limo reservation fee is waived if you buy a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a bottle.  Reserve your ride at 1 (702) 869-0003.  Sapphire offers VIP packages with a drink discount at the club web site (even the basic package essentially throws in a free drink.) Full club review. Low hustle factor for a major Vegas strip club. 300-400+ dancers at peak hours. Couples friendly. 21+

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